tumblr has given me the worst sense of humor ever i’m gonna be so screwed for school like if some student catches on fire i’ll probably burst into laughter
I didn’t choose the band life the band life crawled from the depths of hell and grabbed me in a chokehold and dragged me into the flames but it’s kind of fun down here idk
In musician we don’t say “I love you” we say “If you miss that key signature again I will take your instrument and shove it up your ass” and I think that’s really beautiful.
I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m obviously listening to music in 4/4.
I just wanted to reblog this again because I find it inordinately funny.